Terms of Use

Reviews are opinion

Everything published here is editorial commentary and the subjective opinion of the reviewer or our editors. A SuckScore is a value judgment, not a certified measurement of anything. Reviews describe personal experiences and impressions — they are protected opinion, not statements of objective fact about a business's operations, finances, or conduct.

We moderate submissions and aim for fairness, but we don't independently verify every detail of every experience someone describes. Read accordingly.

Using the site

You may browse and read freely. When you submit content, keep it about the experience: no harassment, no threats, no doxxing, no knowingly false claims, and nothing that infringes someone else's rights. We reserve the right to edit, decline, or remove any submission for any reason, and to moderate the site as we see fit.

No warranty

The site and its content are provided "as is," without warranties of any kind. We don't promise the site will be accurate, complete, uninterrupted, or error-free, and to the fullest extent allowed by law we aren't liable for decisions you make based on what you read here. If you rely on a single snarky review to run your life, that one's on you.

Disputes and corrections

Are you a business owner who thinks a review is inaccurate, or does something here need a correction? We'd genuinely rather get it right. Reach out through our contact page, tell us which location and what's wrong, and we'll review it. These terms may change over time; continued use of the site means you accept the current version.